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How To Be A Hipster

Ok, so the other night I was out with this (super cute) boy in Milwaukee.  As we were parking, he informed me that this part of town was where all the "hipsters" hang out.  I immediately chuckled to myself as I remembered an episode of the show "Happy Endings" where they went over the rules of being a hipster.  Seriously, this stuff is funny.  And even funnier, these people exist in real life.  Believe me.  I lived it.

For those of you who have no clue what I'm talking about, here are the hipster rules. Be sure to watch the clip below.  It's hysterical!  Wait. Hipster talk- It's whatev. I'm over it.

HOW TO BE A HIPSTER:

1.  Never try.  Never put effort into anything

2.  Only like things that are ironic (i.e. books, movies, tv shows, the environment.

3.  Never show too much enthusiasm.

4.  Everything is dumb.  

  

Awkward Moments in the Bathroom...

So as you all know, I’m quite the tall girl. For those of you that don’t know, I’m 6ft. I also really enjoy wearing high heels to work. The other day, I’m in the bathroom minding my own business unzipping my pants and this lady comes in (who shall remain nameless) and immediately starts laughing at me. Is it my fault that my head completely sticks out above the stall? Am I supposed to hunch over while zipping and unzipping? AWKWARD. Then the next day, I’m sitting down taking care of business and another lady walks in and goes “hey Megan!” She happened to notice the hot pink shoes I was wearing and felt the need to call me out mid pee. Is there no privacy in this world anymore? Can a girl not have a few moments to herself? Sitting, standing, hunching…I can’t win.

Solution? I got nothin’. Help!

Disclaimer: I do apologize for blogging about using the restroom. I’m sure that’s a mental picture no one wants inflicted upon them, but since there’s about 2.5 people that actually read this…I think we’re gonna be just fine. ;)

Happy Friday!

Oh yea…and how about them Brewers!?! J.J. Hardy is lookin' pretttty good this season dontcha think?