The following is a list of weird and awkward things that weird and awkward people have said to me at work. *Disclaimer: some of the people mentioned are not in fact, weird and awkward, just mean. you know who you are. :)
(Guy opens door for me)
Me: "Thank you"
Guy: "You are welcome, I'd do the same thing for a short girl."
Me: "Well, I guess thank you for not discriminating."
"Why do you wear heels when you are already so tall?"
(Guy to Linda Smith when she asked him to carry a package)
"Why do you need my help when you have this big 'ol girl up here."
(Day I wore a skirt)
"Wow, she does have legs!"
(Day I wore pink shirt and shoes)
"Look at that, stinky pinky!"
(Getting on the elevator)
Me: "looks like I beat you to the button"
Guy: "Well it wouldn't take much on a day like today"
(Then guy bangs his head against the wall and slides down)
Chaplain: "I'm teaching a class on Wiccan, would you mind coming in so I can show them what a real witch looks like?"
Chaplain: "Do you need some money to buy a new sweater so you don't have to keep wearing your little sister's?"
Guy: "Are you sure Megan is a Christian?" (After Barb told him I would be canvassing with her for the block party)
A different guy: "I don't work with girls that are more than 6 inches taller than me."
Some other dude: "Just when you think your day can't get any worse..." (Approaching me while giving a tour to new employees)
(While I'm pushing a heavy cart with Valla)
Valla: "We need a man"
Another guy: "Well Valla you don't, but Megan does"
14 December 2007
07 November 2007
Yep. I'm about to quote T. Trask...
"Yes, there is such a thing as God's permissible will, but why would you want to settle when you could be living in His PERFECT will?"
-Thomas Trask, previous General Superintendent of the Assemblies of God
- New Artist that's rocking this girl's world: Sara Bareilles
- Movie I WOULD NOT recommend seeing: Heartbreak Kid
- New lingo you need to know: DFW (down for whatever) ha! La La Love it!
And...
IN HONOR OF THE GAME THIS WEEKEND...
BUSTING OUT AN OLD ONE...
FOR YOUR VIEWING PLEASURE, AND MINE...
Me and Jibby...2004
15 October 2007
If life is a highway, why can't I drive?
How does one develop a passion in life? You know, that drive that pushes you to be better then you are.
The reason I ask is b/c I’ve decided that I have none. Yep. No drive. No passion. No desire to better myself. It’s kind of depressing actually. I find myself talking about all of these great things I want to do and all these changes I want to make and then when it comes to following through with these amazing plans…I choke. I just don’t care enough to actually get off my lazy butt and make something happen. Then, I actually have the nerve to talk about how crappy my life is.
So this brings me back to my initial question. How do I get the drive? That self-motivation to be a better person.
I guess I’ll just sit here, do nothing and think about it some more…that seems to be the theme of my life lately.
The reason I ask is b/c I’ve decided that I have none. Yep. No drive. No passion. No desire to better myself. It’s kind of depressing actually. I find myself talking about all of these great things I want to do and all these changes I want to make and then when it comes to following through with these amazing plans…I choke. I just don’t care enough to actually get off my lazy butt and make something happen. Then, I actually have the nerve to talk about how crappy my life is.
So this brings me back to my initial question. How do I get the drive? That self-motivation to be a better person.
I guess I’ll just sit here, do nothing and think about it some more…that seems to be the theme of my life lately.
24 September 2007
Just what I needed
Isn't it amazing how God uses people to confirm things in our lives?
A personal struggle I've had over the past year is finding my purpose in life. Why can't I find a job using my degree? Why am I working where I am? Why am I single? What's next? What am I supposed to do next and how soon can I get the heck outta here?
I've found myself constantly being so anxious about my future. So much so, that I was missing the moments. I haven't been soaking it all in. If I have to live this life, why spend every day being discontent? Why not appreciate what you've been giving and live each day to the fullest?
Back to God's confirmation. I was working this weekend and was talking to a military man that I really respect. Not knowing my situation at all, as he addressed the group he touched on the very issues I have been struggling with. He said that he found himself asking God why he was punishing him, when finally it clicked...it's not about me, it's about Him.
Of course there was more to the speech that I won't go into, but the point it, his words were exactly what I needed to hear. I'm so thankful for a God that uses people to confirm things in our lives. It may not be in an audible voice, but it's comforting to know that He cares enough to use others to speak to me when I need it the most.
Check out Psalm 27
A personal struggle I've had over the past year is finding my purpose in life. Why can't I find a job using my degree? Why am I working where I am? Why am I single? What's next? What am I supposed to do next and how soon can I get the heck outta here?
I've found myself constantly being so anxious about my future. So much so, that I was missing the moments. I haven't been soaking it all in. If I have to live this life, why spend every day being discontent? Why not appreciate what you've been giving and live each day to the fullest?
Back to God's confirmation. I was working this weekend and was talking to a military man that I really respect. Not knowing my situation at all, as he addressed the group he touched on the very issues I have been struggling with. He said that he found himself asking God why he was punishing him, when finally it clicked...it's not about me, it's about Him.
Of course there was more to the speech that I won't go into, but the point it, his words were exactly what I needed to hear. I'm so thankful for a God that uses people to confirm things in our lives. It may not be in an audible voice, but it's comforting to know that He cares enough to use others to speak to me when I need it the most.
Check out Psalm 27
19 September 2007
Babies and Troops...random mix dontcha think?
Avoid those pesky telemarketers HERE.
So my cousin and his wife welcomed their first child into the world yesterday... Justus James Davis.
I love him already!da da daaaaa! ON TO THE SOLDIERS...
Check this link out when you get a chance: http://agmilitary.blogspot.com/
It's a great way to offer some encouraging words to the troops and chaplains and let them know you are thinking/praying for them. To the 1.5 people that read this blog...pass it along! :)
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♥ Food I'm craving at this very second: M&M cookie vanilla icecream sandwich. mmmm!
♥ Word I can't stop saying: "Sassy!"
♥ My new random favorite thing: My new purple (egg plant) Avon eyeshadow. la la love it!
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