In honor of the rivalry of Monday Night Football's game this evening, a joke:
There is this Vikings fan who is married to a Packer fan.
He loves her very much but still cant get past the fact that she is a Packer fan. He thinks long and hard and finally comes to a decision. As much as he loves the Vikings...he loves her more. He decides to become a Packer fan (smart man).
After weeks of trying unsuccessfully to root for the Packers, he decides to get some help from a doctor. "Doctor, I'm trying to become a Packer fan, is there any way to help me?" the man asks.
"Well, yes, it is quite simple. I just have to remove 1/3 of your brain, but it is a very dangerous procedure."
"Are you sure you want to do this?" asks the doctor.
"I have no other choice." the man says.
The man wants to have this surgery right away. The doctor begins the procedure. During the surgery the doctors hand slips and he removes too much of the poor Viking fan's brain.
While the Vikings fan is recuperating the doctor is pacing around his bedside. The man begins to stir.
The doctor rushes over and says "Sir, I am so sorry, during the surgery I mistakenly removed 2/3 of your brain instead of 1/3.
The man looks up from his bed with a huge smile on his face and says "GO BEARS !!"
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May the best team win!